Howdy dear availees, welcome to the third post about our shameful betrayal of our Afghan allies and supporters...it's been a very, very long few weeks personally, and I'll get into that later, but it's been added to and exacerbated by what we as a nation have done and/or failed to do regarding Afghanistan...the last two posts were mostly about the history of conflict and resistance in the country, and why we were there, etc, but today I want to cover the extraordinarily base, rancid, Right Wing response of insidiously crass politicisation...as per usual, Liberal/National Party Prime Minister Scott 'Scummo' Morrison has been fervently denying any failures and feverishly gaslighting about what we have and/or haven't done, and praising himself/the LNP for all of these supposed actions/achievements...also, due to the intensely confronting and serious nature of the last coupla' posts I have been deliberately leaving my confected literary device alter ego 'Ed' out of the mix...but today I'm re-introducing him 'cos he's predominantly utilised for humour/sarcasm/mocking, and this post is about sheeting-home all of the vitriolic abuse and seething disrespect I can muster for the sickly self-serving and increasingly Fascist Scummo LNP...
I'd like to open with this stunningly accurate observation of how poisoned the political well is in Australia, where-in there is only truly one Party, the Self-Interest Party, and the rest of us are cattle, chattel, and uppity inconvenience...it's absolutely correct in pointing-out that we are responsible for who our PM is...(and that in turn reflects back on us exactly who we are, we have exactly the government we deserve 'cos we've let this happen-Ed)...indeed, 'cos regardless of the influence of the criminal Murdoch media and other complicit Main Stream Media, etc, and how that combined has allowed the LNP to lie and manipulate with absolute impunity, etc, etc, the supposedly intelligent, supposedly decent 'Democratic Australia' voted for Morrison...and so here, pinched from Twitter, this...***
https://twitter.com/TheKennyDevine/status/1428920077085151237
And here's former Labor leader, now One Nation member, and all-round stain on the political landscape, the thuggish Mark Latham...(never one to let decency, intelligence or facts interrupt his stream of unconscionable thought, Mark's hobbies include stupidity, unhinged bigotry, and yelling at flowers...his favourite colour is Righteous Indignation Red-Ed)...indeed, don't be like Mark, be a decent rational human being...
https://twitter.com/irishflightie/status/1427216040459526146
Not At But Actually Is The Coal Face:...LNP gibbering moron National's Senator Matt Canavan has taken exactly the amount of time-out needed from his main job as a fossil-fuel cosplay joke...(you mean that farcical profile picture he was (is?) using where his whole face is smeared with alleged coal dust, but as many pointed out, it's a photo-op fakery 'cos real miners wear masks and often goggles to stop inhaling dust, etc, so most of their face remains clean, therefore the full-face coverage thing was an obvious confected fiction from someone who really had no genuine idea-Ed)...yeah, exactly that, and his live crosses standing in front of a tool board in someone's shed, etc, etc...(they do the same thing with Scummo and his ludicrous chicken coop/cubby-house construction cosplay-Ed)...just your 100% average man of the people doing 100% average manly stuff...(and all 100% politically expedient pantomime-Ed)...exactly...well anyhoos, our hero with a half-brain, Matty, when he's not busy playing at his manly dress-ups, he's penning pathetic offensive crap like this...
https://twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/status/1427055252637773824
Here's a hilarious GIF that perfectly pillories Scummo and his relentless press conference word-salad gibberish, combined with his Pentecostal speaking in tongues nonsense...(mate, I saw some footage of Scummo's mentor Brian Houston supposedly speaking in tongues, and it was hilarious, he was just wandering about the stage going 'dibbloo, dablar, imblum, noomu, bibidinmrum-Ed)...testify Ed!...(he wasn't 'possessed by the spirit of the Lord and channelling a language he otherwise didn't know and couldn't speak', which is the underlying principle of this Fundamentalist/Pentecostal belief, he was just meandering about making stupid noises and looking very stupid doing it...it was a laughable joke-Ed)...indeed...as I understand it, and therefore quite fittingly, this GIF's gibberish comes from a God-related comedy movie, either Bruce Almighty or it's follow-up Evan Almighty...
https://twitter.com/lachiemc64/status/1429625639418531844
And in sortta' reverse order, following directly on from the first paragraph in that thread, Scummo's bizarrely Evangelical rant about the dawn, is this thread that identifies where that quote originated...spoiler, it's from a Batman movie, The Dark Night...(Scummo stars as Fatman, The Dank Nit-Ed)...well quite...apart from that, it's another indicator of just how vacuuos Scummo is...(this week he also quoted the animated movie The Croods as a way to criticise Labor Premiers for their handling of COVID19 outbreaks, their border closures, etc-Ed)...yeah, comic book characters, cartoon cavemen, and imaginary boogie man in the sky, it completely and perfectly sums-up Scummo...all joking aside, I've included this here because it's border-line terrifying that our PM appears truly motivated by his appallingly self-interested Pentecostal/Evangelical 'Rapture' agenda...we've covered this in previous posts, but I'll further dissect it in tomorrow's post about the COVID19 debacle in New South Wales...
https://twitter.com/kezincanberra/status/1429638886859317249
Don't have the actual tweet, 'cos he quickly deleted it, but this from Victorian Liberal MP Edward O’Donohue regarding Melbourne's COVID19 restrictions...“Melbourne follows Kabul in introducing a curfew"...he and Canavan have been rightly denounced for their appalling comments, even by their own colleagues...(but Capt Cosplay Matty doubled-down, saying, and I quote, “We continue to distract ourselves with first world problems while
the larger issue of our national security goes ignored...we
need to redevelop our manufacturing and industrial strength, not try to
save the planet or bring democracy to countries that it doesn't suit...I am just trying to shout this wake-up call before it is too late.”-Ed)...what an arse-hat, "not try to save the planet", wow...
And in closing today I'd just like to offer this truly bizarre piece of shark-jumping dross from the feverish mind of one Claire Armstrong...I believe the phrase 'to jump the shark', refers to a Happy Days episode where the writers were really, really struggling to come up with believable plot lines that would hold the audience, so they had main character Fonzy water-ski jump over a shark...one can only assume that dear ol' Clare has been at the 'shrooms again...(or the brown acid, you don't wanna' mess with the brown acid-Ed)..or the brown acid, sure, nice Woodstock reference Ed, although I have read that the brown acid was actually quite good...(maybe she took the pill the caterpillar offered?-Ed)...as in Alice In Wonderland, sure, but we digress...ladies and gentlemen, please disengage from reality, slip your minds into neutral, and join us as we traipse through the unicorn-infested poppy meadow of Clare's mind...
Tomorrow: Morrison and Berejiklian Deliberately Infect Australia
I will eventually get to that Magistrate White Deputy State Coroner post I keep promising...it's already sortta' half done...however, what is currently happening with the LNP scourge in NSW and how blatantly the Main Stream Media are protecting the viciously incompetent Berejiklian/Morrison response, etc, is a fundamental case study in just how screwed we are as nation...(yay-Ed)...I am Nick Fletcher and this is my blog...cheers and laters...
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