***howdy availees, 'cos this post has really blown out size-wise it's a bit chunky and means a Part II tomorrow...cheers***
Howdy to Czechia, Japan, United Arab Emirates, and the Philippines, and welcome y'all else as well of course...I understand that 'Czechia' is a new/alternative name for what I grew-up calling Czechoslovakia, and I still ain't sure what's what with that, so respectfully I have included both, cheers...but now Ed, what's this amazing 'scoop' you've got? this had better not be another one of your stupid titles again, remember last time?...(not really-Ed)...when I let you do the title for that post 'Just For Art's Sake' and you turned that into 'Just Farts Ache'...(orrr come on mate, it's not actually even mine, it's the front page from local paper The Border Watch, from last Friday 23rd June 2017, which I've attached just below there, and all I've done is just encapsulate the real issues for this 'ere blog-Ed)...yeah sure, TBW put that on their front page, I find that very hard to believe...(well they did have that banner headline back in December 2014, 'Drug Use In High Places'-Ed)...true, an extraordinarily inappropriate pun to make re the devastating 'Ice scourge' in Mt Gambier...
However...(oh here we go-Ed)...I still find it very hard to believe that local Liberal state MP for the Seat of Mt Gambier, Troy Bell, that Troy would make such a provocative and specific criticism and/or allegation...(mate, what can I tell ya'?-Ed)...well, you could just tell me what's really going on...(now where's the fun in that?-Ed)...mate, we ain't here to have fun!...(although we occasionally do-Ed)...well true, but that's hardly the main motivation, so tell me what's goin' on here...(well, Mr Bell has aired concerns that the 'new owners' of the South East Forestry Plantation, OneFortyOne Plantations, that 141P are somehow creating massive profits far beyond anything that Forestry SA ever managed, and that 'profit' is derived from excessive felling/exporting-Ed)...hey, hang on...(yes, this is exactly what we've been bangin'-on about right here on this 'ere blog-Ed)...absolutely, here at TMGI we've been outlining our concerns about the transparent 141P agenda of clear-felling the entire SEFE as fast as possible...
Regular availees may well have noted that I have steadfastly stayed right-the-heck away from going Troy Bell via this 'ere blog, particularly re the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up, having always considered that Troy is the unfortunate inheritor of the rank corruptions of those who have preceded him, particularly the rankly pro-paedophile corruption of Rory McEwen, Tony Pasin, Steve Perryman, et al...however, I was deeply disappointed to hear Troy's comments on the ABC last Friday re this clear-felling issue...(but it's still 'great' to see/hear him and this issue on the front page and on the radio-Ed)...oh absolutely, and we all here at TMGI have hardly been some sort of super-seers for identifying this clear-felling issue, it first raised it's ugly head within a year of 141P taking over the 'lease', and there were multiple calls to the ABC 3 years ago about an entire coop of 15-20 year old trees being clear-felled out Tarpeena and/or Nangwarry way...a 'forestry cycle' is meant to be 30-35 years, with occasional thinning work...these are self-established truths...
Hang on, excuse me mate, but I've just skipped ahead to that TBW article
and sure, it is about 141P and Troy Bell's concerns re over-clearing, etc, but the actual title is Profits Soar, how the heck do you get from there to MP Accuses Forestry Owner of Pros...oh gourd...'Profits Soar' - 'Profits Whore'...that's it, isn't it? 'Profits Whore'...and due apologies to all sex workers, whom I would not personally refer to as 'whores', but please to be joining me in ironic laughter as I hurl this usually derogatory nomenclature right at people who truly deserve it...
'Profits Whore':...in that they'll do anything for profit?...(yeahhhh, but now that I look at it, ain't it us what's gettin' screwed?-Ed)...well in a certain context, certainly...(but we were the ones what got paid, remember?-Ed)...you mean when the rankly corrupt and criminally incompetent Rann/Weatherill Labor government sold-off the SEFE for less than a third it's actual worth, merrily lying all the way?...(exactly, so if we're the ones what got paid and we're the ones what got screwed...-Ed)...oh...(yeah, 'oh'-Ed)...when you put it like that...(when I put it like that it is us what is the whores-Ed)...yeah, not all metaphors bear scrutiny...do you have any others?...(haaa, "do I have any others?"-Ed).........well do you?...(oh yeah sure, sorry-Ed)...
('Profit Sore'?:...the chaffing one gets hauling huge bags of cash out of the South East after clear-felling the SEFS-Ed)...or perhaps it's the sort of callouses one develops when callously destroying communities and economies with your relentless deceits and selfishness...(well put sir, corrupt thieves and liars, all round-Ed)...may I borrow a 'yay'?...(oh please do-Ed)...yay...
(How's About 'Profit Saw'?:...the mechanised marvel that allows you to clear-fell whole coops of under-sized trees and reap a tidy profit, thanks very much-Ed)...super, that's it?...(ummm, Whore, Sore, Saw, yeah, I reckon my work here is done-Ed)...I'm gunna' need another 'yay'...(sure-Ed)...yay...
And kudos to me for at least trying to dilute the bitterly corrupt realities with some sugary silliness and fuzzy punnage, but there's absolutely no doubt what irretrievable damage that the rankly corrupt Rann/Weatherill has done to SA with this deeply corrupt sale process to 141P...(do you think Adelaide really has the faintest idea?-Ed)...not really, and those who do largely don't care, but I do re-refer to that recent Letter to the Editor (don't have a copy, sorry) from an Adelaide-based paper, where-in the writer identified the Forestry Sale as a disaster, so, who knows and whatevs...
But I'm sick of talking about that State-crippling corruption, so let's talk about how Mt Gambier City Council has kicked the Country Women's Association out of the beautiful little hall building thingy in Lawrence St and is now going to demolish it, and when it was reported that the CWA was leaving their premises, a CWA rep on the ABC stated that 'the landlord has other uses for it'...(and that landlord turns-out to be Council?-Ed)...yep...(and that other 'use' is demolishing it?-Ed)...oh yeah...(wow-Ed)...and having been at the latest Vacuously Corrupt Pantomime That Masquerades As A Mt Gambier City Council Meeting, it truly looks like Council is searching for 'projects' to justify their raft of new highly paid 'Managers'...
Ringmaster CEO Mark 'McShenanigans' McShane led a jolly jaunt from one Council official to another, succinctly seeking each-and-every highly paid opinion...(but why? why kick-out a perfectly decent tenant, let alone the CWA?-Ed)...I said, to demolish it...(but why demolish it-Ed)...because, and I'm paraphrasing McShenanigans again, 'so there won't be any illegal accessing of the empty building'...(but it wasn't shreckin' empty until Council kicked-out the CWA! and why not just re-lease it rather than leave it empty?-Ed)...and again, like I say, it looks like Council just trying to find yet more dodgy projects to 1) justify their massively bloated and wholly corrupted bureaucracy, and 2) tip just a li'l bit more Ratepayer's hard-earned into the cavernous pockets of Councillors and/or their mates and/or families...(well everyone needs a hobby-Ed)...
And yet more vacuous and entirely disingenuous bleating from MGCC re the closure of the South East Community Legal Service as Council yet again collude with the rankly corrupt pro-paedophile SA Labor Party...(I see that that career slug Don Farrell is furiously advertising in TBW)...truly?...(and doesn't Don 'The Godfather of Labor' Farrell pride himself on running the SA Labor Party?-Ed)...absolutely he does, and it's fundamentally unbelievable that Don Farrell has not played a key role in the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up...more than happy to have a wee chat with Don about a whole range of stuff, but I'd particularly enjoy the opportunity to discuss the Rann/Weatherill/Farrell/Lutheran cover-up of the abuse of dozens of 7 year old kids at St Martins...(good ol' SA, The Paedophile State, run for paedophiles by paedophiles-Ed)...and good ol' Mt Gambier, the Paedophile capital of the Paedophile State...(yay-Ed)...but we digress...
Just hilarious to hear Mayor Andrew Lee's voice break as he referred to his recent trip to Adelaide to meet Attorney-General li'l Johnny Rau...(do ya' reckon that's the stuff about you happening to happen upon our illustrious leader at Mt Gambier Airport a coupla' weeks back, and what's Andy gunna' think when he reads you were standing right there listening to him say 'hello Councillor Lynagh', etc, etc, all that stuff?-Ed)...I don't care if it is or not, 'cos it is in my mind...(and that's what counts, right availees?-Ed)...(GET ON WITH IT!!!-Availees)...anyhoos, Handy Andy Lee re-iterated what we all already know, namely, that he had a chat with li'l Johnny, whom assured him that the part-time service to be run by the South Coast Justice Centre from Christies Beach in Adelaide will not be just as good as the soon-to-be-axed SECLS, but probably better...(well that's just bollocks!-Ed)...well indeed, and a clear indicator of the weak knee-ed and corruptly self-serving approach from MGCC...
Then Andy brought all the ducks home to roost in a row, with his stunning declaration that he's 'going to liaise with li'l Johnny and monitor what happens and see in the future'...(pathetic! absolutely pathetic!-Ed)...pathetic and disgraceful betrayal of the entire South East...(what happened to the outrage? what happened to 'this is a disaster for vulnerable people'? what about the gaping holes in the current 'plan' by SCJS?...these are all things that Mayor Lee previously cited as being immediate and unavoidable and unacceptable-Ed)...indeed he did Ed, but apparently li'l Johnny has explained to Andrew that everything's fine...(that explanation didn't happen to arrive in a large brown paper bag perchance?-Ed)...mate, everything that Mt Gambier City Council does, literally ever Tender, every project, it's Brown Paper Bag Politics...for example, the latest expansively expensive and emphatically over-engineered escapades all over the Sir Robert Helpmann Theatre, which has already blown-out from $900,000 to $1.4million with a raucous chorus of accompanying lies from MGCC, particularly CEO McShenanigans...(lies? from Mt Gambier City Council?-Ed)...I'm going to assume that's a very poor attempt at sarcasm, or a very poorly worded rhetorical question...(well it's either and/or both-Ed)...fair enough...more on this...
Tomorrow: And Probably Some Court Stuff-Up Stuff
Oh, and just in closing, and yet again, given the rank corruptions and/or rank incompetence of the Rann/Weatherill Labor government re their abject deceits and outright lies re the South East Forestry Estate Sell-off, the undeniable privatisation of the SEFE, given that it is irrefutably either gross incompetence or gross corruption that has lost South Australia at least $1.3billion, etc, etc...(and yes dear availees, we do defer to the 'Forestry experts' that that is an accurate and even conservative figure, $1.3billion just gone, but it's a well established 'conservative estimation' of the value of that land, those trees, and the associated Intellectual Property, etc, conservatively estimated to total over $2billion-Ed)...indeed Ed, valued at over $2billion, but 'sold' to 141P for only $670million, that's a loss of $1.3billion minimum...
This absolutely reeks of the exact Rann/Weatherill Labor corruption that triggers the involvement of the Independent Commission Against Corruption, or ICAC...(or as we at TMGI like to call it, ICARC, the Ind Comm Against Resolving Corruption-Ed)...indeed, SA ICAC is the personified/institutionalised epitome of exactly what it claims to combat...Labor MP Jennifer Rankine, Gillman Land Sale, Naracoorte High School Child Abuse Cover-up, Mt Gambier City Council, Me...why isn't ICAC looking at the gross incompetence and clear corruption in the $1.3billion loss re the South East Forestry Estate sale?...(maybe it is already but we plebs won't know until it's suddenly announced as fully reviewed with all involved exonerated-Ed)...fair point Ed, unfortunately, how the shreck would anyone know if no-one knows because y'all ain't allowed to know or speak about it, etc, etc, ad nauseum, straight into the rankly corrupt and definitively Fascist South Australian ICAC Act 2012, Section 56 (a) and/or (b)...
Just Hilarious:...former Prime Minister Tony Abbott...what a sick joke to criticise others for their lack of loyalty to him...(but he's a serial almost pathological liar himself, who routinely betrayed us Ozzie peeps with his relentless deceits!-Ed)...indeed he did Ed...and he's still pushing for a 'Marriage Equality Plebiscite' rather than a straight 'conscience' vote in Parliament...('straight vote', teeheehee-Ed)...anyhoos, in his gibbering criticism of Labor leader Bill 'Tricky Dicky, Will He Won't He?' Shorten, my mate Truthful Tones said that Bill was a swinger...(sorry what?!-Ed)...who always swung from one opinion to another opposing one...(oh right-Ed)...and was doing some more swingin' re Bill's/Labor's position in now opposing a MEP, something Labor apparently supported previous...(I can't keep up-Ed)...gourd knows mate, but what Tones actually said was 'he's changed his position on this, "like everything else he does"', before concluding, 'he has "no consistency"'...(I don't get it-Ed)...
Right, Tony had a go at Billy, saying Billy always changes his position, that's what Billy always does everytime, "like everything else he does", right?...(yeaaah?-Ed)...but then Tony states that Bill has "no consistency"...(still don't get it-Ed)...it's what he always does? he has no consistency?...(ahhh! ah yes, Billy is consistent in his inconsistencies, he's always inconsistent which ironically makes him consistent...that is funny-Ed)...well not now that I've had to spell it out it ain't...but I digress, because the real issue is the Plebiscite itself, it's a straight-out recipe/plan for deeply devisive disaster mired in religion-backed bigotry, and will cause massive trauma for many people, 'Conservatives' included...
Personally, I don't care who marries who, within reasonable age limit, etc, etc, but gender/race/religion/whatevs, well, just whatevs...my own deep personal cynicism screams quietly at me from the peripherins (that's The Mighty Boosh talk for 'peripherals') because of what I see of people's behaviours, gay/straight/whatevs, re relationships and how rancidly piss-poorly many people treat their 'spouse'...(didn't you say that half of Mt Gambier's Tinder users are married?-Ed)...well, don't use it myself, but I certainly trust my source re this info...I defer to comedic character Ronny Johns, 'marriage is the mistake two people make, gay marriage is the mistake two gay people make, gay prairie dog marriage is the mistake two gay prairie dogs make'...(sweeet-Ed)...
Last week, famous baller of the foot, Australian Rules Football (AFL) champ Garry Ablett Jnr reportedly was injured therefore not picked and was therefore 'going to miss his 300th game due to injury'...(well that's not funny, an injury isn't funny-Ed)...no, but it ain't his 300th if he ain't in it, so he can't miss it if he ain't in it, when he actually plays his 300th, that will be his 300th...(ah, I see-Ed)...well thank gourd for that...(but, if he was picked for the game but got injured in the warm-up, which happens, he would technically miss his 300th, having not actually played in it-Ed)...so now you grow a brain...terrific...
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Friday, June 23, 2017
Just More ICAC Court Stuff
Howdy y'all in Switzerland, Romania, Russia, and India and welcome to y'all elsewhere...here's another small step forward in trying to accurately describe the vast bizarreness of my Court stuff, from the motivation, through the 'prosecution', and with all it's many players...I recently had to go to the Mt Gambier Courthouse to ask for the latest Certificate of Record re the May 26th 2017 'phone hearing' and the 2 previous 'post/mid-Trial hearings' where-in firstly the SAPol (police) Prosecutions main witness and SAPol's Chief Investigating Officer Caroline Gardner went on Sick Leave (May 1st 2017) and then secondly Magistrate White went on Sick Leave (May 10th 2017)...(why do you need to ask for it, isn't the Court sending you that stuff automatically?-Ed)...ummm, I dunno', they have sent me the COR a coupla' times, but I dunno' what's meant to happen..whatevs...
(And that COR is wrong too-Ed)...wrong?...(well I've spotted one critical error already-Ed)...mmm?...(yeah, where it says that you've been provided a copy of SAPol Gardner's 'Sick Certificate'-Ed)...oh yeah, during that bizarre pseudo-hearing in the tiny side room via TV-Audio link with Adelaide, SAPol Prosecutor Batten put a heavily redacted 'something' in front of me, but retrieved it again minutes later before I'd even had a chance to read what little info was on there...(and you were refused any explanation at all as to SAPol Gardner's illness because she had 'a right to privacy'-Ed)...indeed, I don't know why, nor do I have any 'certificate', redacted or otherwise...(and I further note the COR also records that you were warned for Contempt of Court, again...that's quite a collection of COC warnings/threats you've accumulated there-Ed)...indeed, that's the fourth, and it led directly to the fifth...(fifth? do tell-Ed)...I will...
Going Off Half COCed:...prior to the 'exchange' as described/quoted by the ABC (just below) there was an 'exchange' on Trial Day 4, being the first day of Trial Part II with replacement Magistrate White (Wednesday 15th March 2017), when Magistrate White said 'you've already been warned about interrupting, etc', and I responded 'that's the second time you've threatened me', referring to Contempt of Court and the first time he threatened me with it on February 8th 2017...(as reported in The Border Watch-Ed)...indeed...the exchange the ABC refers to is therefore the third COC threat, each getting further away from actually saying COC, each finding more poetic ways to threaten me that don't actually identify that I am being threatened...(but why?-Ed)...because Magistrate White has already fired that salvo, has already spent that charge, and having failed to follow through, now finds himself holding a large, empty threat...and he knows it and I know it and it's why all he can do is vaguely and opaquely threaten me...(but they're clearly still threats-Ed)...oh absolutely, clearly still threats...
Everything I Say In Court Has A COC-Ring To It:...following on from this third threat came yet another threat during the TV/Audio link-up re SAPol Gardner's sick leave, etc, being the fourth threat...(what happened?-Ed)...Magistrate White dismissed my question about whether it was even legal, for whatever reason, to just skip a witness partway through their evidence/cross examination and move onto other witnesses as SAPol Prosecutions was requesting, dismissed/ignored this question in approving that request, and I said 'there's a surprise'...Magistrate White immediately stated 'you've already been warned', and I stated 'that's the fourth time you've threatened me', to which Magistrate White replied, 'and there won't be a fifth', to which I immediately responded, 'and there's the fifth'...(ahhh, I get it, in saying there won't be another warning, that is in itself a warning-Ed)...warning, threat, whatevs, that's exactly what it was, and I take genuine pride in the moment of brief brilliance that was my controlled and clinically crushing response, 'and there's the fifth'...
And I deliberately use the term 'threat' because that's exactly what's happening here...when Magistrate White doesn't like what I'm saying or is 'losing' the discussion, etc, I get this posturing from the Bench...I have now been threatened 5 times with Contempt of Court...I have attempted to address Magistrate White's undisguised bias against me in the appropriate forum, in the Court, and he himself dismissed it, all as reported in the local media...
And to finish this stuff re the ABC South East radio report re my Court stuff...here again then is the transcript of that report;
'A Mt Gambier man has verbally sparred with the Magistrate at the Mt Gambier Court over
testimony given by a witness in his trial over allegedly publishing confidential information
Thea Halpin reports':
- In Court, 50 year old Nicholas Fletcher of Mt Gambier accused Detective Brevet Saergeant
Caroline Gardner of 'lying through her teeth' regarding her testimony in his case on Friday.
Fletcher is defending himself against allegations he published confidential information
relating to an ICAC investigation on his blog between 2013 and 2014. The witness was
asked to leave the Court several times by Magistrate Ian White. On one of those occasions
the Magistrate reprimanded Fletcher for use of a profanity. Fletcher protested to which
Magistrate White replied, "do not treat my politeness as weakness". The Trial will resume
on May 15.-
1) First things first, here 'tis again, standard Mt Gambier media manipulation of the reality to carefully portray me in the most critical light possible and steadfastly avoid anything that might give me credit, as these wholly corrupted organisations continue to attack me rather than accept the responsibility for their own rankly corrupt behaviours, particularly their knowingly, willingly complicit involvement in the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up...rather than identifying and/or describing any of the many, many times I proved that SAPol's Gardner was lying, the ABC have me making an otherwise extreme and paranoid and slightly unhinged accusation...(well the ABC ain't just ya' local media though, is it?-Ed)...good point Ed, and also, the ABC have submitted a formal Affidavit 'against' me, alleging 10 years of problems with me and citing a specific incident at the ABC Mt Gambier station in January 2014 and a resultant official letter 'banning' me from the ABC, etc...(and that Affidavit was spuriously furiously defended in Court by the ABC's most senior Sydney-based lawyers-Ed)...indeed, lawyers who actually argued that my Court-issued Summons for all that alleged correspondence, emails, etc, security video of 'the incident', and most importantly that 'banning letter', etc, the ABC's highly paid lawyers whinged that that Summons was "oppressive" and "fishing for information", and that 'it would take "20 hours" to find any documents', etc...
Another Irony To Bite Down On:...because you're paying for these sanctimonious, self-satisfied and deeply corrupted stooges that call themselves ABC lawyers to defend the relentlessly self-praising ABC...the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, the national broadcaster, who you don't have any choice but to fund from your taxes, etc, etc, please insert here all the rabid Right Wing criticism of the ABC as being a rabid Left-Wing broadcaster, etc, etc, and then dear availee say 'whatevs', and forget the shreckin' Wings and focus on the foul mess in the middle, the ABC...(how is it that the ABC is allowed to air their deeply manipulated version of events?-ed)...well it's 'open Court' so it's open slather on who says what, eg, I can now identify that I'm 'charged' with talking about an alleged ICAC investigation of MGCC...(yeah sure, but 2 things, haven't the media been politely warned a coupla' times about not printing stuff in breach of the ICAC Act 2012?-Ed)...ummm, well Her Honour Magistrate Teresa Anderson mentioned it twice I think, but I don't recall Magistrate White saying anything specifically, and I'm assuming that the ABC and TBW each must have a bizarre and openly Fascist ICAC Commissioner-issued 'Authorisation'...and so again, here is the classic problem with this farcical law that makes talking about stuff illegal, 'cos once the cat's outta' the bag and the media have aired the story, that bag will remain pitifully kittyless...
(Ummm, sure, once the issue is aired publicly, how does that relate to policing that discussion and/or the person originally charged, etc, sure, but I was referring to the fact that the ABC is a critical prosecution witness who have already appeared in Court, albeit via their lawyers via telephone from Sydney-Ed)...Ed! a most excellent point!...(well cheers, but no need to sound quite so surprised-Ed)...no no, pardon, I'm surprised at myself that I didn't spot that myself...(well given that I'm not actually an actual person but a confected literary device for creating a sense of discussion as opposed to lecturing and brow-beating, and/or to set-up jokes, etc, etc, you did spot that yourself-Ed)...another excellent point, but let's focus on that first one, if the ABC en masse is a witness, how is it appropriate for the ABC to air any version of the case they are witness in?...(let alone such a drastically skewed, manipulated and agenda-ed version-Ed)...indeed...(and what about TBW? they're so provably rabidly biased and corrupted re li'l ol' you, but they're also a witness, but they also report their deeply distorted and deliberately denigratory dross about your case, what about them?-Ed)...again Ed, a most excellent point...
As discussed repeatedly in 'open Court' and as defended/addressed by ABC lawyers from their Ultimo, Sydney headquarters, Stuart Stansfield of the ABC South East has lodged a deeply problematic Affidavit with the SA Magistrates Court, making numerous allegations against/about me and my alleged conduct, etc, whilst deliberately omitting critical realities, etc, and yet after the Court issued Summons for any supporting info, a Summons I made happen merely by addressing some of the issues re Stuart Stansfield's Affidavit, blah blah blah, the ABC's official response to that Summons is to say 'orrr, gee whiz, it's all a bit difficult really, here's not one single bloody document you clown and'...(whoa whoa whoa, you're gettin' a little off-topic there-Ed)...cheers, it's just a wee bit frustrating, and beyond that, deeply deeply disturbing and concerning...this is my ABC...
It's Braised Irony In An Irony Reduction, Served On A Bed Of Irony With Roasted Seasonal Ironies:...(you idiot-Ed)...cheers, but even I can spot the extraordinary irony of me complaining about the ABC actually including me in the news cycle...(as opposed to censoring you out of the news, for example, even when you're a Mayoral candidate who gives the others a polite but thorough pantsing at the official October 2014 Candidates Forum-Ed)...yeah Ed, as opposed to censoring me out of the news...the ABC, 'your most trusted source of news, without bias or agenda', apparently...
2) As covered in previous post, when this clearly states that I'm in big twubble mister for talking about an ICAC investigation, this does the very thing I'm 'charged' with...(well it actually is doing it twice-Ed)...twice? how so?...(well you've supposedly breached the SA ICAC Act 2012 by allegedly discussing an alleged ICAC investigation into Mt Gambier City Council, et al, which has apparently led to you yourself being the subject of an ICAC investigation-Ed)...ahhh, yes...(which means that in stating that you're in big twubble mister, the ABC and/or The Border Watch are at the very least 'tending to suggest' that someone 'has been, might be', etc, etc, the 'subject of an ICAC investigation and/or complaint and/or report', etc, etc, etc, all of that nonsense that is the ICAC Act 2012 Section 56, this ludicrous legislation which means that literally any reportage of literally anything is yet a further breach-Ed)...and so to report about me and me Court stuff at all is to discuss at least 2 ICAC investigations?...(spot on-Ed)...and does that make me the first civilian to be prosecuted under SA ICAC Act 2012?...(you'd have to reckon that it's a fair bet, and I'd go even further, 'cos I reckon you're definitely the first person ever charged under Section 56 of the ICAC Act 2012!-Ed)...fair enough...
(And even if the 'media' has one of those truly Fascist and quite bizarre 'Authorisation' letters from the ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander, what happens once this info is released publicly and peeps start discussing it?-Ed)...as they do...(as they do, how does that relate to 'tending to suggest'?-Ed)...no idea mate, and it's a question I'm frequently asked and have myself asked in Court, and there's also the issue of how does one report 'corruption' without breaching...in my February 8th 2017 hearing I raised the issue of MGCC holding a formal Council Special Meeting (January 31st 2017) to discuss reporting the rankly corrupt Mayor Andrew Lee to ICAC re that corrupt winery purchase...(how many breaches is that of ICAC Act 2012, Section 56?-Ed)...Uber-pod of randy Humpbacks, etc, etc, that many breaches...(whale oil beef hooked-Ed)...cheeky, but yes, it is quite amazing that MGCC, who apparently had this all carefully explained to them, again, by MNBAAIHST ICAC Comm Lander in November 2016, only months later engage in this fabulous flukes-out frenzy of breaching...(and to what end? what's happened?-Ed)...shhhh! strewth, we can't talk about that...(why not?-Ed)...because I have no idea what's happened so I can't comment...(never stopped you before-Ed)...sorry?...
Still waiting for SAPol Prosecutions, the Court, the ICAC, whoevs/whatevs, to provide me with any definition of the legislation I'm charged with, and when I originally asked (2013) I was repeatedly sent a one page 'info sheet' which just re-quotes the actual legislation, doesn't explain it at all...(and isn't that specific 'Information Sheet' the one that SAPol Prosecutions have tried to use as a critical and damning document against you?-Ed)...indeed it is Ed, and indeed they have...(and how did that work out for them?-Ed)...not well mate, not well at all...(is there any part of the SAPol Prosecutions work that is working out well for them?-Ed)...no Ed, no there isn't, it's an unmitigated disaster, and I truly wish it was solely because of what a monkey genius I am...for example, here are some random issues I feel I haven't covered previous, issues that define themselves, all I need to do is point at them and say, 'wtf?', and it all goes horribly wrong...
1) Am I not obliged to correct my apparent mistake, an apparent mistake I apparently make in pretty much every post...(which is?-Ed)...that Mt Gambier City Council is a rankly corrupt, basically criminal organisation systematically and routinely rorting Ratepayers readies...ICAC says I'm wrong so surely I must acknowledge that because I've routinely and un-repentantly 'wrongly' accused and therefore defamed MGCC...
2) Re my claims that that alleged ICAC investigation of MGCC never actually happened, etc, ICAC's own Court evidence was that 'it's irrelevant because you're charged with identifying a complainant, etc, not with discussing the investigation itself'...(but MGCC state in their May 2014 Minutes that they have been investigated and exonerated-Ed)...never happened, this is the complicit corruption personified in the ICAC Commissioner and ICAC's true role, hiding the institutionalised pro-paedophile corruption that defines South Australian politics and particularly Mt Gambier City Council...
3) (But why hasn't ICAC declared publicly that it has investigated and fully exonerated the Mount Gambier City Council? this is a huge issue, an entire Council investigated and exonerated, surely that's exactly the sort of thing that ICAC would be trumpeting to justify their existence?-Ed)...well exactly Ed, why hasn't ICAC publicly reported this huge investigation/result? simple really, it never happened...here's exactly how corrupt ICAC is in SA, wholly lying about investigating an entire Council...(and when held to account in your Court case, suddenly it's "irrelevant" and there's not one single document to support the claim that this investigation ever happened! outrageous-Ed)...indeed Ed, corruption SA ICAC-style...
4) MGCC supposedly have written permission from My New Bestie And Also In His Spare Time ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander to state in their Minutes from the Full Meeting May 2014 that they have been investigated re allegations made online, and fully exonerated, so why haven't they reported this through their complicitly compliant mates at the ABC and TBW?...(absolutely! like you say, why haven't these collective clowns at MGCC shut you down with a blizzard of ICAC-backed hackery and associated defamation threats?-Ed)...exactly...(what's 'hackery'?-Ed)...ah yes, if a dodgy journo is a 'hack', what they produce is 'hackery'...
5) Not least of all to shut me up and/or down...(which is really the same thing-Ed)...well indeed, given the bizarre but undisguised Fascism of the ICAC Act, gourd only knows what future Fascism this rankly pro-paedophile corrupt SA Rann/Weatherill Labor government has in store, but in the here-and-now we have rankly Fascist ICAC legislation that the government can and will use to attack those who criticise them, even private citizens...(and again, I can't understand why ICAC and/or MGCC didn't just or even don't just now release that info re that investigation/exoneration of MGCC and put an end to your scurrilous slanderings of these thoroughly robust organisations-Ed)...
Slight apology that this has blown-out a bit, so's I'll pull stumps here for today...
Tomorrow: Yet More Court Stuff
And again this morning (*Monday), first cab-off-the-rank on the ABC South East is a long 'article' about how people trust the ABC way more than anyone else...(there's been a few of these 'who do you trust?' type stories about the ABC on the ABC-Ed)...and I fully concur with the discussion about how important the ABC is, particularly in Regional Australia, and again identify that this importance is largely what drives my relentless critique/commentary...the ABC and SBS are both excellent resources, but must be accountable...
I am Nick Fletcher and this is my blog...cheers and laters...
(And that COR is wrong too-Ed)...wrong?...(well I've spotted one critical error already-Ed)...mmm?...(yeah, where it says that you've been provided a copy of SAPol Gardner's 'Sick Certificate'-Ed)...oh yeah, during that bizarre pseudo-hearing in the tiny side room via TV-Audio link with Adelaide, SAPol Prosecutor Batten put a heavily redacted 'something' in front of me, but retrieved it again minutes later before I'd even had a chance to read what little info was on there...(and you were refused any explanation at all as to SAPol Gardner's illness because she had 'a right to privacy'-Ed)...indeed, I don't know why, nor do I have any 'certificate', redacted or otherwise...(and I further note the COR also records that you were warned for Contempt of Court, again...that's quite a collection of COC warnings/threats you've accumulated there-Ed)...indeed, that's the fourth, and it led directly to the fifth...(fifth? do tell-Ed)...I will...
Going Off Half COCed:...prior to the 'exchange' as described/quoted by the ABC (just below) there was an 'exchange' on Trial Day 4, being the first day of Trial Part II with replacement Magistrate White (Wednesday 15th March 2017), when Magistrate White said 'you've already been warned about interrupting, etc', and I responded 'that's the second time you've threatened me', referring to Contempt of Court and the first time he threatened me with it on February 8th 2017...(as reported in The Border Watch-Ed)...indeed...the exchange the ABC refers to is therefore the third COC threat, each getting further away from actually saying COC, each finding more poetic ways to threaten me that don't actually identify that I am being threatened...(but why?-Ed)...because Magistrate White has already fired that salvo, has already spent that charge, and having failed to follow through, now finds himself holding a large, empty threat...and he knows it and I know it and it's why all he can do is vaguely and opaquely threaten me...(but they're clearly still threats-Ed)...oh absolutely, clearly still threats...
Everything I Say In Court Has A COC-Ring To It:...following on from this third threat came yet another threat during the TV/Audio link-up re SAPol Gardner's sick leave, etc, being the fourth threat...(what happened?-Ed)...Magistrate White dismissed my question about whether it was even legal, for whatever reason, to just skip a witness partway through their evidence/cross examination and move onto other witnesses as SAPol Prosecutions was requesting, dismissed/ignored this question in approving that request, and I said 'there's a surprise'...Magistrate White immediately stated 'you've already been warned', and I stated 'that's the fourth time you've threatened me', to which Magistrate White replied, 'and there won't be a fifth', to which I immediately responded, 'and there's the fifth'...(ahhh, I get it, in saying there won't be another warning, that is in itself a warning-Ed)...warning, threat, whatevs, that's exactly what it was, and I take genuine pride in the moment of brief brilliance that was my controlled and clinically crushing response, 'and there's the fifth'...
And I deliberately use the term 'threat' because that's exactly what's happening here...when Magistrate White doesn't like what I'm saying or is 'losing' the discussion, etc, I get this posturing from the Bench...I have now been threatened 5 times with Contempt of Court...I have attempted to address Magistrate White's undisguised bias against me in the appropriate forum, in the Court, and he himself dismissed it, all as reported in the local media...
And to finish this stuff re the ABC South East radio report re my Court stuff...here again then is the transcript of that report;
'A Mt Gambier man has verbally sparred with the Magistrate at the Mt Gambier Court over
testimony given by a witness in his trial over allegedly publishing confidential information
Thea Halpin reports':
- In Court, 50 year old Nicholas Fletcher of Mt Gambier accused Detective Brevet Saergeant
Caroline Gardner of 'lying through her teeth' regarding her testimony in his case on Friday.
Fletcher is defending himself against allegations he published confidential information
relating to an ICAC investigation on his blog between 2013 and 2014. The witness was
asked to leave the Court several times by Magistrate Ian White. On one of those occasions
the Magistrate reprimanded Fletcher for use of a profanity. Fletcher protested to which
Magistrate White replied, "do not treat my politeness as weakness". The Trial will resume
on May 15.-
1) First things first, here 'tis again, standard Mt Gambier media manipulation of the reality to carefully portray me in the most critical light possible and steadfastly avoid anything that might give me credit, as these wholly corrupted organisations continue to attack me rather than accept the responsibility for their own rankly corrupt behaviours, particularly their knowingly, willingly complicit involvement in the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up...rather than identifying and/or describing any of the many, many times I proved that SAPol's Gardner was lying, the ABC have me making an otherwise extreme and paranoid and slightly unhinged accusation...(well the ABC ain't just ya' local media though, is it?-Ed)...good point Ed, and also, the ABC have submitted a formal Affidavit 'against' me, alleging 10 years of problems with me and citing a specific incident at the ABC Mt Gambier station in January 2014 and a resultant official letter 'banning' me from the ABC, etc...(and that Affidavit was spuriously furiously defended in Court by the ABC's most senior Sydney-based lawyers-Ed)...indeed, lawyers who actually argued that my Court-issued Summons for all that alleged correspondence, emails, etc, security video of 'the incident', and most importantly that 'banning letter', etc, the ABC's highly paid lawyers whinged that that Summons was "oppressive" and "fishing for information", and that 'it would take "20 hours" to find any documents', etc...
Another Irony To Bite Down On:...because you're paying for these sanctimonious, self-satisfied and deeply corrupted stooges that call themselves ABC lawyers to defend the relentlessly self-praising ABC...the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, the national broadcaster, who you don't have any choice but to fund from your taxes, etc, etc, please insert here all the rabid Right Wing criticism of the ABC as being a rabid Left-Wing broadcaster, etc, etc, and then dear availee say 'whatevs', and forget the shreckin' Wings and focus on the foul mess in the middle, the ABC...(how is it that the ABC is allowed to air their deeply manipulated version of events?-ed)...well it's 'open Court' so it's open slather on who says what, eg, I can now identify that I'm 'charged' with talking about an alleged ICAC investigation of MGCC...(yeah sure, but 2 things, haven't the media been politely warned a coupla' times about not printing stuff in breach of the ICAC Act 2012?-Ed)...ummm, well Her Honour Magistrate Teresa Anderson mentioned it twice I think, but I don't recall Magistrate White saying anything specifically, and I'm assuming that the ABC and TBW each must have a bizarre and openly Fascist ICAC Commissioner-issued 'Authorisation'...and so again, here is the classic problem with this farcical law that makes talking about stuff illegal, 'cos once the cat's outta' the bag and the media have aired the story, that bag will remain pitifully kittyless...
(Ummm, sure, once the issue is aired publicly, how does that relate to policing that discussion and/or the person originally charged, etc, sure, but I was referring to the fact that the ABC is a critical prosecution witness who have already appeared in Court, albeit via their lawyers via telephone from Sydney-Ed)...Ed! a most excellent point!...(well cheers, but no need to sound quite so surprised-Ed)...no no, pardon, I'm surprised at myself that I didn't spot that myself...(well given that I'm not actually an actual person but a confected literary device for creating a sense of discussion as opposed to lecturing and brow-beating, and/or to set-up jokes, etc, etc, you did spot that yourself-Ed)...another excellent point, but let's focus on that first one, if the ABC en masse is a witness, how is it appropriate for the ABC to air any version of the case they are witness in?...(let alone such a drastically skewed, manipulated and agenda-ed version-Ed)...indeed...(and what about TBW? they're so provably rabidly biased and corrupted re li'l ol' you, but they're also a witness, but they also report their deeply distorted and deliberately denigratory dross about your case, what about them?-Ed)...again Ed, a most excellent point...
As discussed repeatedly in 'open Court' and as defended/addressed by ABC lawyers from their Ultimo, Sydney headquarters, Stuart Stansfield of the ABC South East has lodged a deeply problematic Affidavit with the SA Magistrates Court, making numerous allegations against/about me and my alleged conduct, etc, whilst deliberately omitting critical realities, etc, and yet after the Court issued Summons for any supporting info, a Summons I made happen merely by addressing some of the issues re Stuart Stansfield's Affidavit, blah blah blah, the ABC's official response to that Summons is to say 'orrr, gee whiz, it's all a bit difficult really, here's not one single bloody document you clown and'...(whoa whoa whoa, you're gettin' a little off-topic there-Ed)...cheers, it's just a wee bit frustrating, and beyond that, deeply deeply disturbing and concerning...this is my ABC...
It's Braised Irony In An Irony Reduction, Served On A Bed Of Irony With Roasted Seasonal Ironies:...(you idiot-Ed)...cheers, but even I can spot the extraordinary irony of me complaining about the ABC actually including me in the news cycle...(as opposed to censoring you out of the news, for example, even when you're a Mayoral candidate who gives the others a polite but thorough pantsing at the official October 2014 Candidates Forum-Ed)...yeah Ed, as opposed to censoring me out of the news...the ABC, 'your most trusted source of news, without bias or agenda', apparently...
2) As covered in previous post, when this clearly states that I'm in big twubble mister for talking about an ICAC investigation, this does the very thing I'm 'charged' with...(well it actually is doing it twice-Ed)...twice? how so?...(well you've supposedly breached the SA ICAC Act 2012 by allegedly discussing an alleged ICAC investigation into Mt Gambier City Council, et al, which has apparently led to you yourself being the subject of an ICAC investigation-Ed)...ahhh, yes...(which means that in stating that you're in big twubble mister, the ABC and/or The Border Watch are at the very least 'tending to suggest' that someone 'has been, might be', etc, etc, the 'subject of an ICAC investigation and/or complaint and/or report', etc, etc, etc, all of that nonsense that is the ICAC Act 2012 Section 56, this ludicrous legislation which means that literally any reportage of literally anything is yet a further breach-Ed)...and so to report about me and me Court stuff at all is to discuss at least 2 ICAC investigations?...(spot on-Ed)...and does that make me the first civilian to be prosecuted under SA ICAC Act 2012?...(you'd have to reckon that it's a fair bet, and I'd go even further, 'cos I reckon you're definitely the first person ever charged under Section 56 of the ICAC Act 2012!-Ed)...fair enough...
(And even if the 'media' has one of those truly Fascist and quite bizarre 'Authorisation' letters from the ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander, what happens once this info is released publicly and peeps start discussing it?-Ed)...as they do...(as they do, how does that relate to 'tending to suggest'?-Ed)...no idea mate, and it's a question I'm frequently asked and have myself asked in Court, and there's also the issue of how does one report 'corruption' without breaching...in my February 8th 2017 hearing I raised the issue of MGCC holding a formal Council Special Meeting (January 31st 2017) to discuss reporting the rankly corrupt Mayor Andrew Lee to ICAC re that corrupt winery purchase...(how many breaches is that of ICAC Act 2012, Section 56?-Ed)...Uber-pod of randy Humpbacks, etc, etc, that many breaches...(whale oil beef hooked-Ed)...cheeky, but yes, it is quite amazing that MGCC, who apparently had this all carefully explained to them, again, by MNBAAIHST ICAC Comm Lander in November 2016, only months later engage in this fabulous flukes-out frenzy of breaching...(and to what end? what's happened?-Ed)...shhhh! strewth, we can't talk about that...(why not?-Ed)...because I have no idea what's happened so I can't comment...(never stopped you before-Ed)...sorry?...
Still waiting for SAPol Prosecutions, the Court, the ICAC, whoevs/whatevs, to provide me with any definition of the legislation I'm charged with, and when I originally asked (2013) I was repeatedly sent a one page 'info sheet' which just re-quotes the actual legislation, doesn't explain it at all...(and isn't that specific 'Information Sheet' the one that SAPol Prosecutions have tried to use as a critical and damning document against you?-Ed)...indeed it is Ed, and indeed they have...(and how did that work out for them?-Ed)...not well mate, not well at all...(is there any part of the SAPol Prosecutions work that is working out well for them?-Ed)...no Ed, no there isn't, it's an unmitigated disaster, and I truly wish it was solely because of what a monkey genius I am...for example, here are some random issues I feel I haven't covered previous, issues that define themselves, all I need to do is point at them and say, 'wtf?', and it all goes horribly wrong...
1) Am I not obliged to correct my apparent mistake, an apparent mistake I apparently make in pretty much every post...(which is?-Ed)...that Mt Gambier City Council is a rankly corrupt, basically criminal organisation systematically and routinely rorting Ratepayers readies...ICAC says I'm wrong so surely I must acknowledge that because I've routinely and un-repentantly 'wrongly' accused and therefore defamed MGCC...
2) Re my claims that that alleged ICAC investigation of MGCC never actually happened, etc, ICAC's own Court evidence was that 'it's irrelevant because you're charged with identifying a complainant, etc, not with discussing the investigation itself'...(but MGCC state in their May 2014 Minutes that they have been investigated and exonerated-Ed)...never happened, this is the complicit corruption personified in the ICAC Commissioner and ICAC's true role, hiding the institutionalised pro-paedophile corruption that defines South Australian politics and particularly Mt Gambier City Council...
3) (But why hasn't ICAC declared publicly that it has investigated and fully exonerated the Mount Gambier City Council? this is a huge issue, an entire Council investigated and exonerated, surely that's exactly the sort of thing that ICAC would be trumpeting to justify their existence?-Ed)...well exactly Ed, why hasn't ICAC publicly reported this huge investigation/result? simple really, it never happened...here's exactly how corrupt ICAC is in SA, wholly lying about investigating an entire Council...(and when held to account in your Court case, suddenly it's "irrelevant" and there's not one single document to support the claim that this investigation ever happened! outrageous-Ed)...indeed Ed, corruption SA ICAC-style...
4) MGCC supposedly have written permission from My New Bestie And Also In His Spare Time ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander to state in their Minutes from the Full Meeting May 2014 that they have been investigated re allegations made online, and fully exonerated, so why haven't they reported this through their complicitly compliant mates at the ABC and TBW?...(absolutely! like you say, why haven't these collective clowns at MGCC shut you down with a blizzard of ICAC-backed hackery and associated defamation threats?-Ed)...exactly...(what's 'hackery'?-Ed)...ah yes, if a dodgy journo is a 'hack', what they produce is 'hackery'...
5) Not least of all to shut me up and/or down...(which is really the same thing-Ed)...well indeed, given the bizarre but undisguised Fascism of the ICAC Act, gourd only knows what future Fascism this rankly pro-paedophile corrupt SA Rann/Weatherill Labor government has in store, but in the here-and-now we have rankly Fascist ICAC legislation that the government can and will use to attack those who criticise them, even private citizens...(and again, I can't understand why ICAC and/or MGCC didn't just or even don't just now release that info re that investigation/exoneration of MGCC and put an end to your scurrilous slanderings of these thoroughly robust organisations-Ed)...
Slight apology that this has blown-out a bit, so's I'll pull stumps here for today...
Tomorrow: Yet More Court Stuff
And again this morning (*Monday), first cab-off-the-rank on the ABC South East is a long 'article' about how people trust the ABC way more than anyone else...(there's been a few of these 'who do you trust?' type stories about the ABC on the ABC-Ed)...and I fully concur with the discussion about how important the ABC is, particularly in Regional Australia, and again identify that this importance is largely what drives my relentless critique/commentary...the ABC and SBS are both excellent resources, but must be accountable...
I am Nick Fletcher and this is my blog...cheers and laters...
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Best Post Eva. That Guy There Gets It
Hello Switzerland, Nigeria, Ireland, and Poland and welcome to TMGI...welcome y'all to a sort of rolling post re the closure of the South East Community Legal Service, and why our political overlords of all persuasions, Liberal/Labor/Xenophon/whatevs, are deliberately isolating and vulnerablising the people of the South East...this self-evident agenda is further highlighted by my Court stuff where-in some uppity pleb*...(often manifesting as a Large Angry Hippy-Ed)...well quite, as in this case, where-in some LAH dares to question the rankly pro-paedophile and institutionalised corruption of Mt Gambier City Council, South Australian Labor and Liberals, our rancidly rotten State Parliament, corrupt SAPol (police), etc, etc, and is duly being punished via a bizarre Court case...
(*an 'uppity pleb' is a peasant whom dares to rise above their station, cheers)
Dear Availees:...cheers for the feedback and/or comments, etc, but a quick note...I routinely have people contact me re 'starting a political party' and/or 'running as a candidate', and/or wanting to tell me such-and-such re various corruptions in Mt Gambier/Sow Straya/whatevs...whilst I genuinely appreciate any-and-all responses, I have to draw a line somewhere with how I respond, so here t'is that line...I'm already burdened with multiple un-usable examples of MGCC corruption, etc, stuff that I can know but know that I cannot use because that would immediately identify who told and/or is involved, etc...(is this your concerns about causing others to suffer the same vicious, corrupt retribution from a wholly, pro-paedophile corrupt MGCC and sickly dysfunctional State government/Parliament?-Ed)...well exactly, and call me paranoid that I feel that way, then come join me at Trial Day 11 in August...('Day 11'? really?-Ed)...yep, 3 days in November 2016, albeit we didn't get past Morning 2, then 3 days in March 2017, and there was meant to be 2 days in May 2017 plus 2 'emergency days'...
(Strewth, so's even if you've only been actually in Court for a total of less than 4 days, there's been 10 days set-down for it-Ed)...yep, 10 full days of a full Magistrates Court with said Magistrate, Court Clerk, Sherriff staff (usually x2), and then there's the SAPol (police) Prosecutors, there's usually been at least 2 present, and the witnesses repeatedly brought to Mt Gambier, etc...(well just with the cost of running a Court for the day, what's that?-Ed)...not sure, but that Day Count doesn't include the extra 'hearings' of November 24th 2016 and February 8th 2017, then March 8th 2017, then May 1st 2017 and May 10th 2017 and the 'phone hearing' of May 26th 2017...(my head hurts...so how many 'hearings' have there been?-Ed)...well, since February 2015 when this all kicked-off...(without you being invited, and by 'invited' I mean Summonsed or even Charged!-Ed)...indeed, since my Trial started in February 2015 without me being Charged or Summonsed, then there's been approx 25 'hearings', not including Trial Days...(wow-Ed)...
I have also unfortunately routinely been approached by people who seek to undermine and/or trick and/or manipulate me and/or the blog, not least of all with claims that they're going to help me...some of these 'exchanges' have been deeply problematic and some have been transparently corrupted and some have clearly been seeking to set me up and/or betray me, and I have engaged many times with people who were going to do such-and-such and it never happens, etc, etc...on other occasions I have returned calls, emails, etc, but to no avail...at this point in time I'll continue to generally acknowledge and try to address this sort of feedback, but I hope y'all will appreciate that I'm just me and whilst I'm doing the best I can, there's only so much I can do and/or will attempt...beyond that, please to be checking-out what I have already achieved, and thankyou for contacting me, cheers...(and beyond that, there's your inability to use a computer properly which means messages sit un-noticed in Google Account, etc, sometimes for days even weeks-Ed)...as I say, trying to do my best, and cheers...
Some Court Stuff:...anyhoos, here 'tis finally, the transcript of the ABC South East Radio news story from Monday March 20th 2017, following on from the rolled-gold debasco (debacle/fiasco) that was/is the 3 days of Trial from March 15th through 17th 2017 and previous mentions of moi on the ABC South East on the Thursday and Friday...I caught some of the Thursday story/item but missed Friday's completely, was a little rushed, but was ready for this...enjoy...(I know I do-Ed)...
"A Mt Gambier man has verbally sparred with the Magistrate at the Mt Gambier Court over
testimony given by a witness in his trial over allegedly publishing confidential information.
Thea Halpin reports."
- In Court, 50 year old Nicholas Fletcher of Mt Gambier accused Detective Brevet Saergent
Caroline Gardner of 'lying through her teeth' regarding her testimony in his case on Friday.
Fletcher is defending himself against allegations he published confidential information
relating to an ICAC investigation on his blog between 2013 and 2014. The witness was
asked to leave the Court several times by Magistrate Ian White. On one of those occasions
the Magistrate reprimanded Fletcher for use of a profanity. Fletcher protested to which
Magistrate White replied "do not treat my politeness as weakness". The trial will resume
on May 15.-
Dear Availees:...please to be noting the two most critical points here...(amongst a litany of critical points-Ed)...well quite, but focusing first on these 2, namely;
1) that the ABC has publicly reported that I'm in trouble for talking/blogging about confidential information 'relating to an ICAC investigation"...(but isn't reporting that it's about ICAC, isn't that talking about ICAC, and isn't that a breach of the ICAC Act 2012?-Ed)...well indeed Ed, and that's one of the litany of undefinable lunacies that is the ICAC Act 2012, particularly the section that I'm 'charged' with, Section 56 (a) and/or (b)...and;
2) even if the ABC has one of these ludicrously Fascist 'Written Approvals' from my new bestie and also in his spare time ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander, even with an official ICAC 'Authorisation', how does that announcement be monitored/policed in the general populace?...(ah, I get it, if just talking about the potential of an ICAC investigation and/or report, etc, etc, if just doing that is a breach of ICAC Act 2012, then what is it when people start discussing what they just heard on the radio?-Ed)...exactly, and furthermore, what if one of them says 'hey, I know of another crime that person committed', that person is now in breach of ICAC Act 2012, etc, etc...
(Please also note that unless we've missed it, the ABC SE have never before reported the Court stuff despite having a 'journo' present, particularly at the hearings aways back in 2015-Ed)...indeed Ed, ABC persons were spotted at numerous hearings but ne'ery a whisper that I'm aware of...more Court tomorrow...
And I'd just like to say cheers for the gong, one never really expects such a prestigious accolade, especially on the Queen's Birthday long weekend...(mate, that looks like the flattened-out alfoil wrapper off one of those chocolate gold coins, with a bit of tatty ribbon stapled to it-Ed)...are you suggesting that I have dodgied-up some crappily fake replica medal and pinned it on my own chest because I know there's a snowball's chance in heck that I'll ever get a real one?...(dude, if they tried to give you one, you'd politely hand it back-Ed)...only because it's a vacuously politicised and agendaed process that sees grossly unworthy persons awarded, which then fundamentally undermines any genuine people awarded for their genuine efforts...(it's a bit like Sandra Morello of The Border Watch receiving a 'journalism award'-Ed)...not a bit, it's exactly like that!...(or the ABC South East being awarded for that extraordinarily and deliberately deceitful pro-Labor series re the Mt Gambier Gaol-Ed)...another perfect example...what are these awards truly worth if these people are recipients?...
We here at TMGI note that former MGCC Councillor 'Swervin'' Merv White has just received a Queen's Birthday gong...(what for, Services to Merv White?-Ed)...no, no, I think it was for Services to Declaring A Conflict Of Interest After You've Just Voted On It...(ha yes, if not quite a pioneer I'm sure, still a Master of his Idiom-Ed)...mmm, are we just being deeply sarcastic idiots?...(I do believe we are, although, there are all those times we sat there and silently watched El Swervo vote for awarding of tenders/contracts and then say, 'oh yeah, I probably should have declared my Conflict of Interest because my wife's family own that company and/or I'm on that Board', etc, etc-Ed)...as you said Ed, Master of his Idiom...
Times like this I seamlessly and respectfully defer to my Mum, and her hilarious observation that awards don't mean what they used to, stating, 'a real OBE like they gave your grandfather, not these ones they give to musicians and actors'...a paraphrase damn near a quote, I nearly fell over laughing...(I know of another accolade that your other grandfather received-Ed)...'accolade'? I know he received Service Medals, but 'accolades'?...(when that family wrote to him and thanked him and his AIF mates for spending 2 days fighting their way through the No Mans Land outside Tobruk to retrieve their mate's body, that family's son, to retrieve him for burial back home-Ed)...indeed, that's an extraordinary circumstance and an accolade beyond merely medals...and that's how my family does ANZAC...and we'll be going there on this 'ere blog real soon too, the cynical mockery that ANZAC Day has become...(and the June long weekend just passed is of course the 15th anniversary of the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up-Ed)...yep, 15 years of Mt Gambier covering-up the gross abuse of dozens and potentially hundreds of junior primary school children at St Martins Lutheran School...(well done Mt Gambier-Ed)...mmm, you hide your fury well Ed...
Soft Lee Hardly Worth It:...because MGCC Mayor Andrew Lee reckons he will 'work with the State government and be monitoring the new structures rolled-out after the destruction of the SECLS' (South East Community Legal Services)...(whaaa?-Ed)...well Andy reckons he's had a meeting with SA Labor Attorney-General John Rau and that li'l Johnny reckons the Adelaide-based South Coast Justice Centre (SCJC) part-time service replacing the SECLS service, apparently Li'l J is absolutely sure that SCJC's service will be 'as good if not better' than SECLS...(sorry?! you're saying that Andy said that John said that this closure will make services better?-Ed)...apparently...(this from the man, and I use the term 'man' in it's loosest possible definition, this from the AG who has shutdown SECLS?!-Ed)...according to Mayor Lee on the ABC...(oh well it must be true then-Ed)...well indeed...(and what happened to Mayor Andy's and Council's supposed outrage about the 'obvious damage to the community' and the 'many unanswered questions re how the new service will operate', etc, etc, where's all that outrage?-Ed)...gone apparently, solid gone...(dorrrr, Language Warning, WTF?!!!-Ed)...indeed Ed, indeed...
Did Mayor Andy charge fearlessly unto the breach and challenge li'l Johnny on the outright lie that this will improve services, etc?...(well no, obviously not-Ed)...yeah ok, no, it was a rhetorical question...(well no it's a redundant question because you've already answered it just there in the previous paragraph, and...-Ed)...ok! ok! point taken...Mayor Lee's courageous response to this abject lie from the AG, Andy's new response is 'we'll wait and see'...(tcha! you're shreckin' jokin'!-Ed)...do I look like I'm joking?...(no, you look very, very annoyed-Ed)...and it gets better...(and somehow we knew it would, right availees?-Ed)...because Andy's new position, despite the fact that nothing has changed and this SECLS closure is still the Social Disaster it was 3 weeks ago when announced, etc, etc, Mayor Lee's abjectly pathetic new response is to "ask the community to be patient"...(what the?!! mmmmmshhh...LW...fuck me!-Ed)...well indeed, sometimes there are only so many ways to say some things...(and there's only one way to say 'fuck me'!-Ed)...indeed Ed, this a cowardly betrayal of the Mt Gambier community, a rank betrayal from a corrupt and selfish man...
This absolutely reeks of the same lame betrayal of the notoriously self-serving Forestry Round Table, the rankly corrupted Labor-stooge laden betrayal of the South East re the wholly corrupt SE Forestry Estate Sale, this is exactly the same...(it wouldn't be that alleged meeting that Andy was returning from when you encountered him at Mt Gambier Airport recently?-Ed)...could well be Ed...dear availees, just happened to be alighting from my li'l vehicular transport at MGA, and bingo, there's Mayor Andy right there, on his phone, not sure he even saw me...(not see you?! you're 6'1" and big-as-all-outdoors!-Ed)...but he was head-down, on the phone, and I was just behind a large 4WD...you're right though, hard to tell because these people have a habit of not being able to see me, standing right there...(settin' right there in the Visitor's Gallery during Council meetings-Ed)...exactly...anyhoos, I was close enough to hear him say 'hello Councillor Lynagh'...(strewth, imagine he didn't see you, and then he reads that you were standing right there close enough to hear that, that's got to be a tad unsettling-Ed)...except that everyone knows it's an un-challengeable reality that I'm the Gentle Ben of SE Politics and any sense of 'un-settledness' is wholly derived from the actions of The Unsettled...
And you reckon that Andy's reading this?...(mate! if they're not reading it themselves, they're sure-as-shreck hearin' about it-Ed)...well I don't know that for certain, but it is put to me regularly that this 'ere blog features not infrequently in polite conversations here-abouts and down our way...and because I simply just can't just do just this shizzle just all the time, here's some nonsense just for the sake of it...apols if I've done this bit before, but I've lost track long ago of some ideas, cheers...
Chance Is A Circular Paradox:...(oh gourd, here we go-Ed)...whaaat?!...(well, as soon as I see the word 'paradox', I know it's going to be an avalanche of atrocious pun-ning and/or wantonly wondrous word wizardry-Ed)...yeah, fair call, but anyhoos, you know how you say those conflicting things about 'the likelihood of chances'?...(no, not really-Ed)...come on, you know, when one's chances are said to be 'very slim'...(ah ok, yeah, like in saying 'there's a very slim chance you'll ever get a medal for blogging mate', like that?-Ed)...exactly, or sometimes one might say that 'there's a fat chance you'll get a balanced and unbiased result in your Court debasco (debacle/fiasco)'...(ah, I see, the paradox being that one could use either 'slim' or 'fat' to describe a degree of 'chance'-Ed)...spot on, but it goes further...(ah well, it always does with you, doesn't it?-Ed)...also a fair point, but please to be considering just exactly how 'slim' one's chances get before we actually reach 'fat chance', indeed, the slimmer one's chances become, the closer we get to 'fat', 'fat' being the finality...(ah yeah, one's chances get slimmer and slimmer until there is 'fat chance', being no chance at all-Ed)...and it's a circle because if your 'chances' get so slim that there is 'fat chance', having reached and/or started from that finality, if there is any hope at all...(your chances start to improve from 'fat' immediately to 'extremely slim'?-Ed)...exactly...ahh words, they are hilarious things...
Tomorrow: More Court, More ICAC, More SECLS
Also featuring, the $150k that the Labor state government has apparently given MGCC to establish a Recycling/Scrap/Salvage Yard thingy, likely to go at the exact former site of the R/S/SY thingy that MGCC closed only a coupla' years back...(and what did happen to that huge hangar-style shed that disappeared off that site? where did that huge expensive shed go? is it at another MGCC site/depot. or was it taken by someone associated with that facility, as has been repeatedly 'alleged'?-Ed)...dunno' Ed, perhaps I'll have to ask Council, maybe my good mate and MGCC Councillor Des Mutton who was apparently running the facility when it closed, perhaps They/he might have some idea where that huge, expensive shed disappeared to...(well good luck with that-Ed)...feelin' lucky mate, feelin' lucky...
Also, MGCC unfurls another text-book corrupt contract right down the side of the Helpmann Theatre...(you mean the rank lies that MGCC CEO 'Mighty Marky' Mark 'McShenanigans' McShane trotted-out on the ABC SE yesterday re a massive cost blow-out on that project?-Ed)...yep, another corruptly incompetent MGCC contract/project pouring Ratepayer's money into the pockets of Councillors and/or their families and/or their mates!...and from the CEO, on the ABC, rank deceits about the costs, excused with lame lies about unexpected structural surprises, lies that are at best inexcusable incompetence...it is not incompetence that MGCC continues to engage in these undefined and open-ended tenders/contracts, it is the template by which they conduct their collective corruption...(and not one single word of concern or criticism from the ABC?-Ed)...spot on, not one word, just trot-out the 'Dorothy Dixer' questions and not challenge a word of the clearly deceitful responses...pathetic and yet another basic betrayal of the community that the ABC continues to tell me that it represents "without bias or agenda"...
Oh, nearly forgot, also gunna' have to have a bit of a poke at this rather bizarre Special Rules For An Ex-Mayor shizzle at the Robe Council...(alms for an ex-Mayor?-Ed)...sorry what?...(alms for an ex-Mayor sir-Ed)...an 'ex-Mayor'?...(yessir, 4 years under the robes and proud of it-Ed)...4 years? what happened?...(cured sir!-Ed)...mmm, is this a shameless, nay heretical rip-off of a classic Monty Python skit from Life Of Brian?...(not any more it ain't sir-Ed)...and for accuracy sake, I dunno' exactly what terms 1) he served as Mayor, and/or 2) prevailed in becoming ex-Mayor, but whatevs...('ex-Mayor'...it sounds a bit like a disease really doesn't it?-Ed)...like a kinda' rash...(that's the one-Ed)...are you suggesting that Robe Council is suffering from a nasty case of Ex-Mayor?...(yeah, you're laughing now aren't ya'?-Ed)...well sure, just occasionally I do get a small chuckle from some of the random nonsense we stumble into whilst writing this 'ere blog...
I am Nick Fletcher and this is my blog...cheers and laters...
(*an 'uppity pleb' is a peasant whom dares to rise above their station, cheers)
Dear Availees:...cheers for the feedback and/or comments, etc, but a quick note...I routinely have people contact me re 'starting a political party' and/or 'running as a candidate', and/or wanting to tell me such-and-such re various corruptions in Mt Gambier/Sow Straya/whatevs...whilst I genuinely appreciate any-and-all responses, I have to draw a line somewhere with how I respond, so here t'is that line...I'm already burdened with multiple un-usable examples of MGCC corruption, etc, stuff that I can know but know that I cannot use because that would immediately identify who told and/or is involved, etc...(is this your concerns about causing others to suffer the same vicious, corrupt retribution from a wholly, pro-paedophile corrupt MGCC and sickly dysfunctional State government/Parliament?-Ed)...well exactly, and call me paranoid that I feel that way, then come join me at Trial Day 11 in August...('Day 11'? really?-Ed)...yep, 3 days in November 2016, albeit we didn't get past Morning 2, then 3 days in March 2017, and there was meant to be 2 days in May 2017 plus 2 'emergency days'...
(Strewth, so's even if you've only been actually in Court for a total of less than 4 days, there's been 10 days set-down for it-Ed)...yep, 10 full days of a full Magistrates Court with said Magistrate, Court Clerk, Sherriff staff (usually x2), and then there's the SAPol (police) Prosecutors, there's usually been at least 2 present, and the witnesses repeatedly brought to Mt Gambier, etc...(well just with the cost of running a Court for the day, what's that?-Ed)...not sure, but that Day Count doesn't include the extra 'hearings' of November 24th 2016 and February 8th 2017, then March 8th 2017, then May 1st 2017 and May 10th 2017 and the 'phone hearing' of May 26th 2017...(my head hurts...so how many 'hearings' have there been?-Ed)...well, since February 2015 when this all kicked-off...(without you being invited, and by 'invited' I mean Summonsed or even Charged!-Ed)...indeed, since my Trial started in February 2015 without me being Charged or Summonsed, then there's been approx 25 'hearings', not including Trial Days...(wow-Ed)...
I have also unfortunately routinely been approached by people who seek to undermine and/or trick and/or manipulate me and/or the blog, not least of all with claims that they're going to help me...some of these 'exchanges' have been deeply problematic and some have been transparently corrupted and some have clearly been seeking to set me up and/or betray me, and I have engaged many times with people who were going to do such-and-such and it never happens, etc, etc...on other occasions I have returned calls, emails, etc, but to no avail...at this point in time I'll continue to generally acknowledge and try to address this sort of feedback, but I hope y'all will appreciate that I'm just me and whilst I'm doing the best I can, there's only so much I can do and/or will attempt...beyond that, please to be checking-out what I have already achieved, and thankyou for contacting me, cheers...(and beyond that, there's your inability to use a computer properly which means messages sit un-noticed in Google Account, etc, sometimes for days even weeks-Ed)...as I say, trying to do my best, and cheers...
Some Court Stuff:...anyhoos, here 'tis finally, the transcript of the ABC South East Radio news story from Monday March 20th 2017, following on from the rolled-gold debasco (debacle/fiasco) that was/is the 3 days of Trial from March 15th through 17th 2017 and previous mentions of moi on the ABC South East on the Thursday and Friday...I caught some of the Thursday story/item but missed Friday's completely, was a little rushed, but was ready for this...enjoy...(I know I do-Ed)...
"A Mt Gambier man has verbally sparred with the Magistrate at the Mt Gambier Court over
testimony given by a witness in his trial over allegedly publishing confidential information.
Thea Halpin reports."
- In Court, 50 year old Nicholas Fletcher of Mt Gambier accused Detective Brevet Saergent
Caroline Gardner of 'lying through her teeth' regarding her testimony in his case on Friday.
Fletcher is defending himself against allegations he published confidential information
relating to an ICAC investigation on his blog between 2013 and 2014. The witness was
asked to leave the Court several times by Magistrate Ian White. On one of those occasions
the Magistrate reprimanded Fletcher for use of a profanity. Fletcher protested to which
Magistrate White replied "do not treat my politeness as weakness". The trial will resume
on May 15.-
Dear Availees:...please to be noting the two most critical points here...(amongst a litany of critical points-Ed)...well quite, but focusing first on these 2, namely;
1) that the ABC has publicly reported that I'm in trouble for talking/blogging about confidential information 'relating to an ICAC investigation"...(but isn't reporting that it's about ICAC, isn't that talking about ICAC, and isn't that a breach of the ICAC Act 2012?-Ed)...well indeed Ed, and that's one of the litany of undefinable lunacies that is the ICAC Act 2012, particularly the section that I'm 'charged' with, Section 56 (a) and/or (b)...and;
2) even if the ABC has one of these ludicrously Fascist 'Written Approvals' from my new bestie and also in his spare time ICAC Commissioner Bruce Lander, even with an official ICAC 'Authorisation', how does that announcement be monitored/policed in the general populace?...(ah, I get it, if just talking about the potential of an ICAC investigation and/or report, etc, etc, if just doing that is a breach of ICAC Act 2012, then what is it when people start discussing what they just heard on the radio?-Ed)...exactly, and furthermore, what if one of them says 'hey, I know of another crime that person committed', that person is now in breach of ICAC Act 2012, etc, etc...
(Please also note that unless we've missed it, the ABC SE have never before reported the Court stuff despite having a 'journo' present, particularly at the hearings aways back in 2015-Ed)...indeed Ed, ABC persons were spotted at numerous hearings but ne'ery a whisper that I'm aware of...more Court tomorrow...
And I'd just like to say cheers for the gong, one never really expects such a prestigious accolade, especially on the Queen's Birthday long weekend...(mate, that looks like the flattened-out alfoil wrapper off one of those chocolate gold coins, with a bit of tatty ribbon stapled to it-Ed)...are you suggesting that I have dodgied-up some crappily fake replica medal and pinned it on my own chest because I know there's a snowball's chance in heck that I'll ever get a real one?...(dude, if they tried to give you one, you'd politely hand it back-Ed)...only because it's a vacuously politicised and agendaed process that sees grossly unworthy persons awarded, which then fundamentally undermines any genuine people awarded for their genuine efforts...(it's a bit like Sandra Morello of The Border Watch receiving a 'journalism award'-Ed)...not a bit, it's exactly like that!...(or the ABC South East being awarded for that extraordinarily and deliberately deceitful pro-Labor series re the Mt Gambier Gaol-Ed)...another perfect example...what are these awards truly worth if these people are recipients?...
We here at TMGI note that former MGCC Councillor 'Swervin'' Merv White has just received a Queen's Birthday gong...(what for, Services to Merv White?-Ed)...no, no, I think it was for Services to Declaring A Conflict Of Interest After You've Just Voted On It...(ha yes, if not quite a pioneer I'm sure, still a Master of his Idiom-Ed)...mmm, are we just being deeply sarcastic idiots?...(I do believe we are, although, there are all those times we sat there and silently watched El Swervo vote for awarding of tenders/contracts and then say, 'oh yeah, I probably should have declared my Conflict of Interest because my wife's family own that company and/or I'm on that Board', etc, etc-Ed)...as you said Ed, Master of his Idiom...
Times like this I seamlessly and respectfully defer to my Mum, and her hilarious observation that awards don't mean what they used to, stating, 'a real OBE like they gave your grandfather, not these ones they give to musicians and actors'...a paraphrase damn near a quote, I nearly fell over laughing...(I know of another accolade that your other grandfather received-Ed)...'accolade'? I know he received Service Medals, but 'accolades'?...(when that family wrote to him and thanked him and his AIF mates for spending 2 days fighting their way through the No Mans Land outside Tobruk to retrieve their mate's body, that family's son, to retrieve him for burial back home-Ed)...indeed, that's an extraordinary circumstance and an accolade beyond merely medals...and that's how my family does ANZAC...and we'll be going there on this 'ere blog real soon too, the cynical mockery that ANZAC Day has become...(and the June long weekend just passed is of course the 15th anniversary of the St Martins Lutheran School Child Abuse Cover-up-Ed)...yep, 15 years of Mt Gambier covering-up the gross abuse of dozens and potentially hundreds of junior primary school children at St Martins Lutheran School...(well done Mt Gambier-Ed)...mmm, you hide your fury well Ed...
Soft Lee Hardly Worth It:...because MGCC Mayor Andrew Lee reckons he will 'work with the State government and be monitoring the new structures rolled-out after the destruction of the SECLS' (South East Community Legal Services)...(whaaa?-Ed)...well Andy reckons he's had a meeting with SA Labor Attorney-General John Rau and that li'l Johnny reckons the Adelaide-based South Coast Justice Centre (SCJC) part-time service replacing the SECLS service, apparently Li'l J is absolutely sure that SCJC's service will be 'as good if not better' than SECLS...(sorry?! you're saying that Andy said that John said that this closure will make services better?-Ed)...apparently...(this from the man, and I use the term 'man' in it's loosest possible definition, this from the AG who has shutdown SECLS?!-Ed)...according to Mayor Lee on the ABC...(oh well it must be true then-Ed)...well indeed...(and what happened to Mayor Andy's and Council's supposed outrage about the 'obvious damage to the community' and the 'many unanswered questions re how the new service will operate', etc, etc, where's all that outrage?-Ed)...gone apparently, solid gone...(dorrrr, Language Warning, WTF?!!!-Ed)...indeed Ed, indeed...
Did Mayor Andy charge fearlessly unto the breach and challenge li'l Johnny on the outright lie that this will improve services, etc?...(well no, obviously not-Ed)...yeah ok, no, it was a rhetorical question...(well no it's a redundant question because you've already answered it just there in the previous paragraph, and...-Ed)...ok! ok! point taken...Mayor Lee's courageous response to this abject lie from the AG, Andy's new response is 'we'll wait and see'...(tcha! you're shreckin' jokin'!-Ed)...do I look like I'm joking?...(no, you look very, very annoyed-Ed)...and it gets better...(and somehow we knew it would, right availees?-Ed)...because Andy's new position, despite the fact that nothing has changed and this SECLS closure is still the Social Disaster it was 3 weeks ago when announced, etc, etc, Mayor Lee's abjectly pathetic new response is to "ask the community to be patient"...(what the?!! mmmmmshhh...LW...fuck me!-Ed)...well indeed, sometimes there are only so many ways to say some things...(and there's only one way to say 'fuck me'!-Ed)...indeed Ed, this a cowardly betrayal of the Mt Gambier community, a rank betrayal from a corrupt and selfish man...
This absolutely reeks of the same lame betrayal of the notoriously self-serving Forestry Round Table, the rankly corrupted Labor-stooge laden betrayal of the South East re the wholly corrupt SE Forestry Estate Sale, this is exactly the same...(it wouldn't be that alleged meeting that Andy was returning from when you encountered him at Mt Gambier Airport recently?-Ed)...could well be Ed...dear availees, just happened to be alighting from my li'l vehicular transport at MGA, and bingo, there's Mayor Andy right there, on his phone, not sure he even saw me...(not see you?! you're 6'1" and big-as-all-outdoors!-Ed)...but he was head-down, on the phone, and I was just behind a large 4WD...you're right though, hard to tell because these people have a habit of not being able to see me, standing right there...(settin' right there in the Visitor's Gallery during Council meetings-Ed)...exactly...anyhoos, I was close enough to hear him say 'hello Councillor Lynagh'...(strewth, imagine he didn't see you, and then he reads that you were standing right there close enough to hear that, that's got to be a tad unsettling-Ed)...except that everyone knows it's an un-challengeable reality that I'm the Gentle Ben of SE Politics and any sense of 'un-settledness' is wholly derived from the actions of The Unsettled...
And you reckon that Andy's reading this?...(mate! if they're not reading it themselves, they're sure-as-shreck hearin' about it-Ed)...well I don't know that for certain, but it is put to me regularly that this 'ere blog features not infrequently in polite conversations here-abouts and down our way...and because I simply just can't just do just this shizzle just all the time, here's some nonsense just for the sake of it...apols if I've done this bit before, but I've lost track long ago of some ideas, cheers...
Chance Is A Circular Paradox:...(oh gourd, here we go-Ed)...whaaat?!...(well, as soon as I see the word 'paradox', I know it's going to be an avalanche of atrocious pun-ning and/or wantonly wondrous word wizardry-Ed)...yeah, fair call, but anyhoos, you know how you say those conflicting things about 'the likelihood of chances'?...(no, not really-Ed)...come on, you know, when one's chances are said to be 'very slim'...(ah ok, yeah, like in saying 'there's a very slim chance you'll ever get a medal for blogging mate', like that?-Ed)...exactly, or sometimes one might say that 'there's a fat chance you'll get a balanced and unbiased result in your Court debasco (debacle/fiasco)'...(ah, I see, the paradox being that one could use either 'slim' or 'fat' to describe a degree of 'chance'-Ed)...spot on, but it goes further...(ah well, it always does with you, doesn't it?-Ed)...also a fair point, but please to be considering just exactly how 'slim' one's chances get before we actually reach 'fat chance', indeed, the slimmer one's chances become, the closer we get to 'fat', 'fat' being the finality...(ah yeah, one's chances get slimmer and slimmer until there is 'fat chance', being no chance at all-Ed)...and it's a circle because if your 'chances' get so slim that there is 'fat chance', having reached and/or started from that finality, if there is any hope at all...(your chances start to improve from 'fat' immediately to 'extremely slim'?-Ed)...exactly...ahh words, they are hilarious things...
Tomorrow: More Court, More ICAC, More SECLS
Also featuring, the $150k that the Labor state government has apparently given MGCC to establish a Recycling/Scrap/Salvage Yard thingy, likely to go at the exact former site of the R/S/SY thingy that MGCC closed only a coupla' years back...(and what did happen to that huge hangar-style shed that disappeared off that site? where did that huge expensive shed go? is it at another MGCC site/depot. or was it taken by someone associated with that facility, as has been repeatedly 'alleged'?-Ed)...dunno' Ed, perhaps I'll have to ask Council, maybe my good mate and MGCC Councillor Des Mutton who was apparently running the facility when it closed, perhaps They/he might have some idea where that huge, expensive shed disappeared to...(well good luck with that-Ed)...feelin' lucky mate, feelin' lucky...
Also, MGCC unfurls another text-book corrupt contract right down the side of the Helpmann Theatre...(you mean the rank lies that MGCC CEO 'Mighty Marky' Mark 'McShenanigans' McShane trotted-out on the ABC SE yesterday re a massive cost blow-out on that project?-Ed)...yep, another corruptly incompetent MGCC contract/project pouring Ratepayer's money into the pockets of Councillors and/or their families and/or their mates!...and from the CEO, on the ABC, rank deceits about the costs, excused with lame lies about unexpected structural surprises, lies that are at best inexcusable incompetence...it is not incompetence that MGCC continues to engage in these undefined and open-ended tenders/contracts, it is the template by which they conduct their collective corruption...(and not one single word of concern or criticism from the ABC?-Ed)...spot on, not one word, just trot-out the 'Dorothy Dixer' questions and not challenge a word of the clearly deceitful responses...pathetic and yet another basic betrayal of the community that the ABC continues to tell me that it represents "without bias or agenda"...
Oh, nearly forgot, also gunna' have to have a bit of a poke at this rather bizarre Special Rules For An Ex-Mayor shizzle at the Robe Council...(alms for an ex-Mayor?-Ed)...sorry what?...(alms for an ex-Mayor sir-Ed)...an 'ex-Mayor'?...(yessir, 4 years under the robes and proud of it-Ed)...4 years? what happened?...(cured sir!-Ed)...mmm, is this a shameless, nay heretical rip-off of a classic Monty Python skit from Life Of Brian?...(not any more it ain't sir-Ed)...and for accuracy sake, I dunno' exactly what terms 1) he served as Mayor, and/or 2) prevailed in becoming ex-Mayor, but whatevs...('ex-Mayor'...it sounds a bit like a disease really doesn't it?-Ed)...like a kinda' rash...(that's the one-Ed)...are you suggesting that Robe Council is suffering from a nasty case of Ex-Mayor?...(yeah, you're laughing now aren't ya'?-Ed)...well sure, just occasionally I do get a small chuckle from some of the random nonsense we stumble into whilst writing this 'ere blog...
I am Nick Fletcher and this is my blog...cheers and laters...
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